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Humperdoo 

Someone who was meant to do great things but turns out to be a notorious disappointment.

Term coined after the character called 'Humperdoo' in the comic book 'Preacher' (as well as TV series of the same name.)

The character 'Humperdoo' is a genetically replicated descendent of Jesus Christ whom due to being cloned many times has become severely mentally disabled. Despite his obviously severe mental disability, he is regardless in line to become mankind's next messiah.

This is a debilitating disappointment for religious world leaders regardless of Humperdoo's amazing ability to soft shoe tap dance.
"Wow..those Crypto guys really ended up being full of shit...what a bunch of Humperdoos"

"I always thought Lisa Marie Presley would be a better singer because her dad was Elvis, but to be honest she's a bit of a Humperdoo.."
Humperdoo by JimTheGrim May 3, 2023
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Humperdinck 

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.
1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!
Humperdinck by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

hummeroo 

The slight moaning sound a man makes while receiving a hummer.
There's no more musical sound than that of a hummer accompanied by a hummeroo.
hummeroo by calmling January 11, 2008

Humperdinker 

From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are Humperdinkers
Alex:So yeah I was playing Zelda last night,and I just turned into an adult.

Steve:Oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

Alex:Yeah its alright....

Steve:Is something the matter?

Alex:Well after becoming an adult I entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. So I approached one to make small talk and the next thing I know the damn Humperdinker clung to my face and violated me!
Humperdinker by BriannairB March 10, 2009

Engelbert Humperdinck 

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.
2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

Humperdinck 

a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. Usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. For some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. No cure has been found to date.
1. Arnie is a Humperdinck
2. George has humperdincked all over the place.
Humperdinck by Davey Bryson May 2, 2011

Humperdink 

to embody in all aspects the essence of all things gangsta.
Yo, you got a candy apple green VW Bus on 25's? That shit is humperdink!
Humperdink by Thunder Jones January 19, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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