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Humperdinck 

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.
1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!
Humperdinck by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

Humperdinker 

From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are Humperdinkers
Alex:So yeah I was playing Zelda last night,and I just turned into an adult.

Steve:Oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

Alex:Yeah its alright....

Steve:Is something the matter?

Alex:Well after becoming an adult I entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. So I approached one to make small talk and the next thing I know the damn Humperdinker clung to my face and violated me!
Humperdinker by BriannairB March 10, 2009

Engelbert Humperdinck 

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.
2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

Humperdinck 

a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. Usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. For some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. No cure has been found to date.
1. Arnie is a Humperdinck
2. George has humperdincked all over the place.
Humperdinck by Davey Bryson May 2, 2011

Humperdink 

to embody in all aspects the essence of all things gangsta.
Yo, you got a candy apple green VW Bus on 25's? That shit is humperdink!
Humperdink by Thunder Jones January 19, 2010

humpertink tink 

What am i supposed to do with that Humpertink tink??
DANG girl you remember that guy i was seein he had a humpertink tink
humpertink tink by TheMIXS' January 12, 2023
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