Humperdink
Humperdink by Thunder Jones January 19, 2010
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Humperdink
(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.
Humperdink by Nihilator February 7, 2019
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Humperdink
An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)
A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
Humperdink by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
humperdink
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
"OK"
humperdink by ma jones May 19, 2004
Humperdink
A word with great power. Can be used in many circumstances. The humperdinks are led by Abu nutty and the next number 1 humperdink will fulfill the prophecy.
Humperdink by Abu nutty October 8, 2025
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Humperdink Rhino by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007
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