An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)

A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.

Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.

Humperdink by screambloodygore October 10, 2005

humperdink

to engage in sexual acts

Wanna humperdink?

humperdink by Ksilbor January 10, 2004

humperdink

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield

"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"

humperdink by ma jones May 19, 2004

Humperdink

A word with great power. Can be used in many circumstances. The humperdinks are led by Abu nutty and the next number 1 humperdink will fulfill the prophecy.

Yo this humperdink pissing me off bro. Yea he’s being a humperdink bruh idk what’s wrong.

Humperdink by Abu nutty October 8, 2025

Humperdink Rhino

The name given to fictional characters when you can't remember the real name.

Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.

Humperdink Rhino by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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