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Humpalicious
Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.
Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"
Humpalicious by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010
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Humanality
When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?
Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!
Jill: What if it comes inside me?
Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!
Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!
Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.
Jack: OK, here they come!
Jill: THEY?
Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011
Ivana Humpalot
Austin: And who are you baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?
Ivana Humpalot by Dick2Ass69 May 17, 2016
humpaliscious
1: an older woman of an attractive nature
2: any righteous babe
3: an out when talking to an entertaining but not that attractive chick in lieu of just hurting her feelings and a way of making her pay for the next round
2: any righteous babe
3: an out when talking to an entertaining but not that attractive chick in lieu of just hurting her feelings and a way of making her pay for the next round
1: Your mom is totally humpaliscious
2: That Jezzi chick is humpaliscious
3: Hey, stop flubberin,' you're humpaliscious, I'll have a Killian's
2: That Jezzi chick is humpaliscious
3: Hey, stop flubberin,' you're humpaliscious, I'll have a Killian's
humpaliscious by The Bob Show December 4, 2003
Humpaloompa
A tiny, round, sex addict. Occasionally of the orange variety which occurs from an embarrassing spray on tan. More times than not they are easy, unaccepted, and eerie.
Humpaloompa by Susan Whales February 5, 2010
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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