hubcaps

n. puffy, saucer-like, dark brown areolas usu. free boobin and on display through white t-shirts.

Damn, check out those hubcaps bouncing around.....they got me mesmerized.

by jarweed May 25, 2007

hubcaps

disgusting balloon looking tits that have massive nipples resembling car tires and hubcaps, the nipple is the same color as the boob and is a horrifying sight, it is a significantly mentally scarring image, they are often seen are girls with massive boobs that they can't stop showing everyone, because that's all they have to offer

holy shit, i'll never like huge boobs again, some girl just flashed me with some nasty ass hubcaps

by eric draven June 11, 2008

Crimson hubcaps

Extremely large nipples

“Mate, I reckon those big ok’ bangers are fitted with crimson hubcaps! Look at the size of the wheel nuts!“

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.

My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.

by yes juanito yes December 7, 2014

hubcap ho

A woman who talks to or dates a man based on the kind of car he drives.

Man, don't mess with her. She a money hungry, hubcap ho.

by Jfer25 December 4, 2016

hub caps

Hub caps is bro code for a woman's nipples or areolas. The circular nature of the areola along with the central nipple,or "hub",combined with the surrounding nipple bumps (montgomery tubercles or "auxillary nipples") tend to resemble the wheel or hubcap on a truck or car.This illusion is further enhanced if the nipple is pierced with a barbell making it look like a cotter pin in the "hub" place ther to prevent the nipples from flying off during wild,rough sex or exotic dancing. Along this line,puffy nipples could be referred to as "baby moons".

Dude! When that stripper peeled off her top,I saw the most awesome set of hub caps ever!

by wolfbait51 January 9, 2011

hubcap spinners

Also known as Hoopcap Speeners. They are the poor man's way of feeling like a baller and they can make any car look like a peice of chit. Mexicans are the only people that find these attractive. Im not being racist, just telling the truth mang.

example: "OHH MANG! He has hoopcap speeners! Thass Lie, 100 horsepowerss mang!"
translation: "Oh man! He has Hubcap Spinners! That adds 100 horsepower to his car by making it seem like it looks cool!"

example 2: "Ay mang, I poot sung hupcap speeners y un esspoiler on mi 1987 Astronvang. Now Iss Lie, 600 horsepowerrss!"
translation 2: "Hey man, I put some hubcap spinners and a 6 foot spoiler on my 1987 Astrovan and it looks like its really fast to me and my mexican friends."

by anal1548 September 22, 2007