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A bald, senial man who attends flea markets in attempt sell his mismatched hubcaps. He enjoys: Long walks on the beach with his imaginary friend, telling long b*llsh*t stories to himself and babbling about absolutely nothing. Theres something women like about a hubcap man.
"PFFF where is that anoying voice coming from?"
"Oh, Hubcap mans arguing with himself again"
"STFU HUBCAP MAN"
"rabble rabble"
by m4x0r June 22, 2005
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