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Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!
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Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.
George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.
Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface 

1. A novel nickname created by Strongbad in the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza.
2. Jack Booth, the sexiest supervisor to have ever lived.
Ohmigoodness, I work with Sir Hotbod Handsomeface-- he is just *so* dreamy!
Sir Hotbod Handsomeface by Taralynn November 9, 2005
To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.
Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.
hotrod by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
The car given to Meatwad by the Kidney Foundation. Was wrecked by Master Shake in the Wreck-em-Up Derby.
Carl: Yeah, well, im keeping this decal.
Meatwad: Yeah, you can keep that decal. It aint "2 wycked" no more. This here is the Hotwad..."
Hotwad by John Flanagan April 8, 2005

Hotrodding 

To insert your penis, while wearing a condom, into hot sauce and then to proceed to enter it into a vagina. Hence, giving your lady the sensation of a 'hot rod.' Can also be referred to as giving her that "sweet, sweet Texas Pete."
Navin got a little drunk the other night and thought it would be funny to surprise his girl by hotrodding her. She was surprised alright.
Hotrodding by Hot n' Saucy March 29, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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