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Hotdog Dream 

When you have a dream that you are a big, plump, steamy, juicy hotdog, so big and plump that the bun will not close around you. Then you realize that ketchup is sliding out the end of the bun, and then you wake up incarcerated, and your cellmate's chin is resting on your shoulder while he's fucking you up the asshole...

Hey, in prison such choices aren't always yours to make.
Jim got himself locked up and had the hotdog Dream. Now he can't shit without it looking like a Swiss cake roll.
Hotdog Dream by Mjolnir12982 September 4, 2016

Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!

Hotdog Shop 

When a party or get together is meant for both girls and boys but mostly boys show up, possibly even only boys.
Heather: Oh my goodness, we need to hangout sometime soon!
Erika: Yesss; and I promise it'll be better than what you're doing at that hotdog shop now!
Hotdog Shop by ErikaNicolee<3 April 21, 2011

hotdog chillin 

chillin while wearing a hotdog costume or eating a hotdog
Guy 1: what you doin right now homie
Guy 2: I'm just hotdog chillin bro

Titus Hotdog 

The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.
Friend 1: Hey man, you saw Chris last night, right?
Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.
Titus Hotdog by Foot Lover Supreme September 21, 2019

hotdog ladder 

A practical joke in which a hotdog is gently leaned against the face of a sleeping friend, creating a tiny ladder between a pillow and the friend's face. A successful hotdog ladder is achieved when one's fingers can be walked from the base of the ladder to the top without waking the friend. It should be noted that the wiener is not intended to be phallic.
Joanna fell asleep early last night and we gave her a hotdog ladder. She was pretty pissed when she woke up.
hotdog ladder by Nathan Shep December 28, 2008