Hotopotamus

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

by PMcClaran February 13, 2010

Hotapotamus

A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.

Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.

I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.

by Hotapotamus April 20, 2011

Thotopotamus

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois

Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?

by mr.lahey June 2, 2015

hateopotamus

An obese person who propagates hatred towards any and all things.

Who let tha Hateopotamus out of the zoo? ; Someone better put that Hateopotamus on a leash.

by the.shine. May 23, 2010

Hoepotamuskriplty

another word used for sexually spread diseases

The more people you sleep with the higher chance of getting a hoepotamuskriplty

by PG Shockey April 23, 2018

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

Botopotamus

Bot at gaping hot fortnite battle royal that cant 2v1

Really bad at fortnite 2v1s

Whos a randy is a botopotamus

by Reece Sinclair January 4, 2019