A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.
Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.
I was speakingwith that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.
One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!
one who consumes large quanitys of food often and fast,will do anything to continue eating and most likely will die in bed covered in shit from a heart attack.