Homopotamus

To describe an obese gay person

"Can you hear that gay fatty talking?"

"You mean can I hear the Homopotamus' mating call?"

by Jordan852863 September 21, 2007

Hotapotamus

A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.

Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.

I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.

by Hotapotamus April 20, 2011

Hoepotamuskriplty

another word used for sexually spread diseases

The more people you sleep with the higher chance of getting a hoepotamuskriplty

by PG Shockey April 23, 2018

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

Hotopotamus

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

by PMcClaran February 13, 2010

hogapotamus

one who consumes large quanitys of food often and fast,will do anything to continue eating and most likely will die in bed covered in shit from a heart attack.

hey jason look at cory he eats like a hogapotamus what a piece of shit.

by kevin dunn 15301 January 5, 2009

Hottopotamus

A chick with a hot Or sexy face and a ugly or fat body. Similar to a body bag, opposite of a paper bag or a butterface.

I saw a sexy clerk at a gas station, but when she stepped out from behind the counter I realized she was a hottopotamus.

by Phyregod August 13, 2009