Hottopotamus

A chick with a hot Or sexy face and a ugly or fat body. Similar to a body bag, opposite of a paper bag or a butterface.

I saw a sexy clerk at a gas station, but when she stepped out from behind the counter I realized she was a hottopotamus.

by Phyregod August 13, 2009

Hotapotamus

A Hotapotamus is a heavy set woman with an attractive face. In addition to attractive facial features, a Hotapotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, stubby legs, and or tremendous size.

Hotapotamus can easily compete for mens attention in bars and social settings. Hotapotamus’ are often poached after many drinks.

I was speaking with that girl and thought she was a "10" until she stood up and I realized she was a Hotapotamus.

by Hotapotamus April 20, 2011

hateopotamus

An obese person who propagates hatred towards any and all things.

Who let tha Hateopotamus out of the zoo? ; Someone better put that Hateopotamus on a leash.

by the.shine. May 23, 2010

hottapottamus

A chick that is chunky, but still hot. Often blonde, with lots of make-up. Though heavy, she still takes care of herself. Think Anna Nicole Smith.

Dude, that broad is a smokin hottapottamus!

by Babystewey January 4, 2006

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

Homopotamus

To describe an obese gay person

"Can you hear that gay fatty talking?"

"You mean can I hear the Homopotamus' mating call?"

by Jordan852863 September 21, 2007

Hotopotamus

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

by PMcClaran February 13, 2010