Thotopotamus

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois

Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?

by mr.lahey June 2, 2015

Thotopotamus

Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.

Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.

by pancakesnsteaks August 30, 2019

Thotopotamus

The skankiest, filthiest, most degenerate hoe out there. Usually a solitary creature spending his or her days in the confines of reddit, podcasts, and the like.

Friend: Who that ugly hoe over there? That Thotopotamus should be put back in its cage
Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless

by Trix4Kidz April 18, 2019

Thotopotamus

1. A girl who is looked at as a hoe or slut that also is large in size due to unhealthy eating habits and lack of exercise

2. A promiscuous hippo

1. “Man she gave great head, but she’s a bit of a thotopotamus”

2.”What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stuck your dick in?” Said Cotton eyed joe to Alfonzo. “Damn bro, you ever seen the ass on a thotopotamus?”

by Look@thebunnylook@thebunnylook December 9, 2022

Twatopotamus

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.

Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.

by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life

I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me

by pckr June 11, 2006