Thotopotamus
Thotopotamus by mr.lahey June 2, 2015
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Thotopotamus
Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.
Thotopotamus by pancakesnsteaks August 30, 2019
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Thotopotamus
The skankiest, filthiest, most degenerate hoe out there. Usually a solitary creature spending his or her days in the confines of reddit, podcasts, and the like.
Friend: Who that ugly hoe over there? That Thotopotamus should be put back in its cage
Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless
Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless
Thotopotamus by Trix4Kidz April 18, 2019
Thotopotamus
1. A girl who is looked at as a hoe or slut that also is large in size due to unhealthy eating habits and lack of exercise
2. A promiscuous hippo
2. A promiscuous hippo
1. “Man she gave great head, but she’s a bit of a thotopotamus”
2.”What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stuck your dick in?” Said Cotton eyed joe to Alfonzo. “Damn bro, you ever seen the ass on a thotopotamus?”
2.”What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stuck your dick in?” Said Cotton eyed joe to Alfonzo. “Damn bro, you ever seen the ass on a thotopotamus?”
Thotopotamus by Look@thebunnylook@thebunnylook December 9, 2022
Twatopotamus
A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.
Twatopotamus by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010
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twatopotamus by Marc Frey January 25, 2004
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