Hot Cocoa

A warm mug of chocolately orgasm

"Hot cocoa is the drink of champions."
"its like warm and tasty and full of dreams"
"Hot cocoa is like warm cholate orgasm in a mug<3"

Hot Cocoa by suskygirl May 14, 2013

Hot Cocoa

When a woman takes a shit into a mug, the man warms this cup of shit in the microwave while having sex with the woman. Right before he finishes he jizzes into the warm cup of shit and serves it to the woman.

Dav: Dude I totally gave that chick my special hot cocoa mix last night, she loved it

Hot Cocoa by Kipperonie September 19, 2009

Hot Cocoa

Having anal sex in the hot tub.

- Bro, I had such a good hot cocoa in the Jacuzzi!
- Hot cocoa in the jacuzzi?! Man! No cold beer?
- No man I meant we had anal sex!

Hot Cocoa by ismoph December 4, 2017

hot cocoa sampler box 

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

hot cocoa sampler box by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

Hot Cocoa Therapy 

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.

Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!

Hot Cocoa Therapy by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011

hot cocoa sampler box 

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

hot cocoa sampler box by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

hot cocoa sampler box 

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

hot cocoa sampler box by FormlessOne February 27, 2005