HosweKing

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The highest level of hoswe a certain person can acheive

You can only earn this rank of hoswe by with a secret rating of your peers based on your actions and motives.
:::Note:::
The hosweking is usually not informed that he is the hosweking.

Only one person in each country can acheive this rank.

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All hail (Certain Name) the Hosweking!

HosweKing by Disciple of Hoswe March 30, 2009

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Hosweking

Pronoun
The highest level of hoswe a certain person can achieve, even higher than hosweboy and hoswenator

You can only earn this rank of hoswe by with a secret rating of your peers based on your actions and motives.

:::Note:::
The HosweKing is usually not informed that he is the HosweKing.

Only one person in each country can achieve this rank.

To learn more about hoswe check the definition of hoswe first

All hail (Certain Name), the HosweKing!

Hosweking by blackwolf90 February 4, 2009

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Related Words

HosweKing • hoskings • Hoeking • Hoeking Up • Hosening • Hosmering • Howeing • howering • Howsering • Spencer Hosking

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

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Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.

Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.

Hosmering by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014

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Hoeking

When a hoe (man-hoe, or female-hoe) seems to be joking and/or is joking.

1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?

Hoe: You’re my side bitch!

You: Are you fucking hoeking with me

2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.

You: Are you hoeking?

Hoeking by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

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Hoeking Up

When you hook up and have a relationship with a hoe.

That guy guy’s hoeking up with Brenna.
Didn’t she just cheat on her boyfriend a day ago?

Hoeking Up by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

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hoskings

To give someone a 'Hosk' is to simultaneously grab them at the front and back. Popular past time in prison.

"Ooooh I've just been hosked"

"You deserve a right hoskings'

hoskings by LOOOO October 31, 2014

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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