1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.
1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.
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The act of moving food from its current location to the mouth by means of suction and/or slurping.
Joe Doe was hoovering his dinner from the plate after he broke his only utensil.
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A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.
She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!
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Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)
She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?
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When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.
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1 n. The trade name of the first commercial bag-on-a-stick upright (not a canister) vacuum cleaner – vacuum (1909) ;

2 n. United States lawyer who was director of the FBI for 48 years (1895-1972) ;

3 n. 31st President of the United States (1874-1964) ;

4. v. colloquial To vacuum a floor or rug ;

5. v. colloquial Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

6. v. colloquial Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

7. v. colloquial Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

8. n. colloquial Derogatory sexual term describing a person who performs oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

9. n. colloquial Derogatory term for a person who takes advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than they paid for or borrows things and rarely returns them.
1. I just purchased a Hoover WindTunnel R vacuum!
2. J. Edger Hoover was often accused of exceeding the jurisdiction of the FBI!
3. In 1929 the stock market crashed and Hoover was defeated for reelection by Franklin Roosevelt!
4. I just hoovered the second floor bedrooms and hall!
5.After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried to hoover me back!
6. Last night, Blake hovered the cocaine as usual!
7. After dinner, Nick came up to my apartment and hoovered me!
8. Beth is a total hoover.
9. Don’t let Richard sleep over at your house, as he will hoover your refrigerator clean!
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Being manipulated back into a relationship against your will with threats of suicide or self-harm, threats of harm to others or property, or threats of false criminal accusations. A "hoover" is relationship blackmail. This slang term is often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
She hoovered me by threatening to kill herself.
by Borderline Personality June 30, 2010
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