Horsingly

When your mom has an insanely fat ass.

Mackenzie's mom is absolutely horsingly.

by Miles_Edgeworth May 5, 2021

Horsing Around

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about

The boys were horsing around all afternoon

by sonictf May 17, 2015

Show-Horsing

When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.

Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.

Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.

by Jack Parkman November 4, 2009

horsing

To bullshit someone. Pull thier leg. Being sarcasticly serious.

Joe: I smashed box with a 300 pound wildabeast yesterday.

Jordan: Are you horsing me right now? A 300 pounder?

by Troy16 February 12, 2008

Horsing

Whilst doing doggy you proceed to rip her pony tail from her head and place it in her arse hole there go, making her look like a horse

I was horsing Jamie's mum last night and he walked in and fucked me

by Poole and may August 4, 2018

river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009

Skyrim-horsing

The act of jumping up unscalable mountains or verticle walls. The word originates from a horses ability in Skyrim to jump up unscaleable mountains.

While I was climbing mt. Everest, I decided to partake in the ancient tradition of Skyrim-horsing

by Yuumu May 19, 2018