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Hornpo

the outcome of making a typo while horny and engaged in cyber sex texting.
"man, she was so ready, she was hornpo'ing me severely"
by KaliMarville March 29, 2010
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horndog

a guy or girl that is always horny
by darkwingangel February 23, 2011
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hornyposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board) posts about what is making them horny.
Person 1: Nicholas Cage is so fucking hot he makes me hard
Person 2: quit hornyposting faggot
by madisonyoom October 6, 2019
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horndog

Used to describe someone that is horny, usually in a comical sense.
You need to cut back on the porn, you're a horndog.
by Konidias April 7, 2003
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Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!
by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011
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seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.
Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?
by flyingdog April 6, 2008
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Horndork

Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.
Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!
by RecallTL September 5, 2010
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