Horndork 

Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.

Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!

Horndork by RecallTL September 5, 2010

horndorable

The state of being whereby a person is adorable as a result of their being sexually aroused.

Appropriate Use:

Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.

Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.

Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.

horndorable by Horndorably Yours December 4, 2010