horno

The baby or product when a horse and a rhino come together and have (it). This is also known as a unicorn.

"Hey look, its a horno!" "...thats a unicorn."

by asiannnnnn>_< September 29, 2012

horno

the feeling of being horny, but not the common variety. You are so horny, you need to have sex as if you were in a porno. Nothing but pure nasty porno sex will satisfy you.

After not unloading for a week, Matt had moved past horny. He was now horno.

by Master (FHSC) December 28, 2005

horno

A type of movie or video that blends horror and pornography.

The sex was great in that horno, but I was scared to death.

by Jamie Foster August 03, 2007

horno

n. horrible porno. A porn flick that is so bad or obviously fake that you immediately lose any sexual arousal you had before watching it.

Jake: Dude, i was watching this porn video the other day, and everything was going okay until this fat chick came out and stripped. To make it worse, it turned out she wasn't a chick.

Tom: That bad?

Jake: Yeah, it was a total horno

by whitecurse15 August 22, 2009

horno

The insasionable craving or need for something that involves either whores or porno...

Damn it, Horno Horno Horno

by Jay January 19, 2005

Horno

Horror Porno

The porno I watched was really horror..means a horno.

The woman in the horno got fucked to death.

by SebasPMI February 10, 2010

Horno

a person who is very funny but makes up that they drill girls, kiss girls and says they get their jebes out on webcam

Horno: aww omg i nailed that ginger vix last night
everyone else : dont lie horno we know you didnt
Horno: i know :(

by ruairi led August 03, 2009