Hornophobe 

Someone who has an uncontrollable fear of sexual situations ie a person that suffers from hornophobia. Hornophobes can be male or female, but most are female.

Bob: Wow that girl has has a really nice ass.
Jake: Yeah, I love it when they're nice and round like that but their still tight. She must workout often.
Rochelle: Oh my god! Did you just say something perverted again? Shut up SHUT UP! That is way too much info omg shut up!
Bob: . . . . ?
Jake: Don't be such a hornophobe. There's nothing wrong about sexual feelings. Just ignore her Bob, it's natural.
Rochelle: You guys like premarital sex, you're fucking sick! Why can't you just repress yourself like everyone else?
Bob: "To thine own self be true!"

Hornophobe by Urban Hitchhiker September 25, 2005

Hornophobe 

One who suffers from Hornophobia. See also [Hornophobia, Hornophobic

"What's up with Leila?"
"Oh, she's just a hornophobe"

Hornophobe by Demoteus September 24, 2005

Hornophobe 

One who views the sexual expression of oneself as frightening or offensive, such people have generally be trained since childhood to consider sex unnatural and different from other human behaviors i.e. eating they will typically fight tooth and nail to maintain these conventions even in the face of logic.

Yep, a hornophobe. You've met one, you're probably thinking of him.her right now.

The opposite of Jim's dad from American Pie, perhaps.

Hornophobe by PSEUDO_name June 7, 2009

hornophobe 

A person who is afraid of and/or constantly criticizes one who is horny. These people often use low effort memes to call out people who are horny.

"Oh my god, that guy is such a hornophobe, I can't even make a single sex joke without setting him off!"

hornophobe by epicrabbid May 7, 2020

Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.

"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

hoplophobe 

A person who is afflicted with an irrational fear of firearms.

Dianne Feinstein and Chuck Schumer are classic examples of hoplophobes, whose blatant disregard for the U.S. Constitution would make our Founding Fathers roll in their collective graves.

hoplophobe by Chipperman October 14, 2004

hoplophobe 

An irrational fear of weapons, generally guns, usually occuring as a result of a liberal upbringing or the fact that the person is just a wimp in general. Rather than deal with the fear said hoplophobe will assign human characteristics to a weapon ie "guns are evil" or "guns kill" to justify the fear rather than deal with the core problem of being a sissy.

Due to his aversion to weapons, all the the police could do for young Seth the hoplophobe was chalk his cold dead body out on the floor as he had no defense for the thug that broke into his one bedroom apartment in San Fran, the policed noted the irony in the fact that the killer had scored three hits in the "O" portion of Seth's OBAMA 08 T-shirt.

hoplophobe by DVick October 22, 2008