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Pornographone 

Another name for a computer, introduced by Michael Swaim of "Does not Compute" featured on Cracked.com. The name was perpetuated through the video featured on February 21, 2011 and is now colloquially used by many who know of it.
"Dude, Does not Compute is so just a ripoff of Tosh.0!" - Phil
"O really? Go turn on your pornographone and look it up on Wikipedia. You have your chicken and the egg mixed up." - Xavier
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pornographone 

a machine wich serves mainly the function of displaying contents of a pornographic nature, with some additional features in more advanced models
"I've just updated my pornographone to windows 7"
"my pornographone contains 3 internets"

pornographology

Pornographology, (por-no-graff-olo-jee) is the study of pornography.
Jack's mom walks into his room.

Jack's mom - "Jack! You watching porn again?"
Jack - "Yes, it's for my pornographology homework assignment!"
pornographology by Dave Richards September 4, 2007

pornographized  

making something that is non-pornographic into something pornographic.
"i'm screwed, i can't watch the simpsons anymore because i saw it pornographized on the internetz." :(
pornographized by superfail March 7, 2009

Pornographicness 

The quality of being pornographic.
Video of thirteen naked men masturbating on to the face of a fourteenth man is high in pornographicness. Whereas a National Geographic photograph of an African woman designed primarily for anthropological purposes might be slightly pornographic …
Pornographicness by Kleechou October 8, 2018

pornographicness 

Pornographicness is a quality that is possessed by texts
pornographicness by Kleechou October 4, 2018

Pornographated 

Ever since the beginning of time men and women have been committing lude, sexual acts to satisfy the voyeuristic appetites of others. Those that choose to participate in these acts have been pornographated. The medium of choice is of no consequence. whether it be audio, video, photograph, phonograph, chalk paintings, or ink blot. If you have been recorded in the act of pleasuring yourself, or others you have joined the countless throngs to have been pornographated.
Chuck Norris is and honorable man and would kick your ass if you pornographated his wife.
Pornographated by Crzydaizy October 10, 2008