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hornophobia 

when a girl/s suspect a totally innocent guy with normal sexual drives, who appreciates women's beauty of being a pervert
-he totally checked out my butt that perv
-you have hornophobia, he just appreciates how nice you look in these pants.You totaly checked him out too.
hornophobia by kunefa September 25, 2005

hornophobia 

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn
Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.
hornophobia by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hornophobia 

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe
"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"
hornophobia by Demoteus September 24, 2005
Word of the Day on September 25, 2005

Hermaphobic 

From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.
Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.
Hermaphobic by Shaaark January 9, 2017

Hornophobic 

Suffering from the psychological condition of Hornophobia. See also Hornophobia, Hornophobe
"Wow, that hornophobic Leila is a total prude"
Hornophobic by Demoteus September 24, 2005

hornophobia 

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.
The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.
hornophobia by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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