Hermaphobic
From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.
Hermaphobic by Shaaark January 9, 2017
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steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009
Related Words
Germaphobic
This is an abnormal mental condition in a person characterized by an inflated or irrational fear of catching disease. People who go to extreme lengths to protect themselves from catching disease are said to be "germaphobic" .
Examples include:
1)Using paper towels to turn off taps and open doors in bathrooms.
2)Avoiding finger food that is placed in communal serving dishes e.g. potato chips.
3)Using an alcohol-based hand sanitizer after shaking hands or simply refusing to shake hand with others.
People who suffer from OCD are often germaphobic and in slang are said to be Germaphobes.
Examples include:
1)Using paper towels to turn off taps and open doors in bathrooms.
2)Avoiding finger food that is placed in communal serving dishes e.g. potato chips.
3)Using an alcohol-based hand sanitizer after shaking hands or simply refusing to shake hand with others.
People who suffer from OCD are often germaphobic and in slang are said to be Germaphobes.
Person 1: "Wow! that Bill guy is totally germaphobic. After I shook hands with him he had to completely disinfect his hands with hand sanitizer! What up with that?"
Germaphobic by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010
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hermaphadick by Skyler Henry January 15, 2009
Hemophobic
Me: look at those emo guys making out over there LOL
Bob: HOLY SHIT GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
Me: haha you're so hemophobic
Bob: HOLY SHIT GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
Me: haha you're so hemophobic
Hemophobic by EmoHater9000 December 21, 2008
Hornaphobic
Hornaphobic by MadisonGhandi December 25, 2016
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