Herbaphobic

The fear or hatred of stoners, or people who want weed and other non harmful substances to remain illegal in general

‘My girlfriend is awesome, her parents are super herbaphobic though’

by Lockwood studios May 3, 2021

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

by the storm drains March 14, 2009

Herbaholic

An alternative title for those who use cannabis on a regular basis.

Dans always stoned, he's such a herbaholic!

by Sir Richard Tea Thompson February 27, 2011

Hermaphobic

From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.

Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.

by Shaaark January 9, 2017

Hornaphobic

A phobia of being to horny

John: Don't make me horny young boy I'm hornaphobic

by MadisonGhandi December 25, 2016