Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise

Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

Homophobia

The fear of man (humans)

If I am homophobic or if I have homophobia then I have the fear of humans.

Homophobia by DoubAnon July 31, 2021

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Homophobia

The fear of buildings that are lived in, houses, and home estates.

“Did you hear that Kevin is homophobic?”
“Yeah. Isn’t that why he’s homeless?”
“Yeah. So much homophobia that he’s too scared to even live in a box.”

Homophobia by Diamond Fox June 1, 2021

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Homophobia

The rational fear of Homo sapiens (aka humans)

Defined as being afraid of homos xoxoxo

Person 1: I have homophobia!
Person 2: Oh you're afraid of humanity nice!

Homophobia by loose Poosea September 21, 2022

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Homophobia

A hatred of humans

Humans are Homo-Sapiens, so therefore hating on Humans is Homo-sapienophobia, or Homophobia for short

Homophobia by Eushshtb July 15, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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