Hoover Manouvere 

This is the seaxual posistion where by you take your lady from behind as she leaning up against the kitchen table for support, there just so happens to be crums on the table from yesterdays garlic bread and pizza.
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !

Mate .1: Pulled the Hoover Manouvere with Kirsty last night !

Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !

Hoover Manouvere by Paulo26 May 17, 2011

hoover maneuver 

1. An abortion;

2. Giving someone a hickie;

3. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

4. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Often associated with Borderline Personality Disorder. A hoover ;

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum. A blowjob;

7. Purposely taking advantage of others by borrowing things and not returning them.

1. I got her pregnant. Cost me $750 for the hoover maneuver and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
2. If you go out with Justin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from the hoover maneuver. A stun gun will help, too.
3. I shredded the lamp cord – sorry mom – bad hoover maneuver. Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
4. My BPD ex-girlfriend tried a hoover maneuver – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her. WTF?
5. IBM used a hoover maneuver to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover maneuver. I got an upright model. Primo!
7. Marcus acquired all his lawn tools using the hoover maneuver. I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.

hoover maneuver by wiki-dude September 15, 2010

hoover manuver 

while you are giving it to your partner doggy style, pick their legs up and slide them across the floor. Thus resembling a vacuum cleaner.

Eric was railing his wife and right after he finished he picked her legs up and showed her how the hoover manuver worked

hoover manuver by Jeff Sortman April 13, 2006

Hoover Maneuver 

The Hoover Maneuver is the fifth step in the sexual combo "Cave Canem." The move itself begins in the Wheelbarrow position. The driver of the wheelbarrow then sweeps the wheelbarrow's arms out from under them and drags them across the carpet.

She fell in love with the Wheelbarrow after I introduced it to her. I finished her off last night with the Hoover Maneuver; don't mention the rug burns on her chin.

Hoover Maneuver by Warmpain May 1, 2010

Hoover Maneuver 

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.

Hoover Maneuver by On your knees, bitch November 24, 2003

hoover manover 

v. When fucking a girl, hopefully, doggie style kick out their arms and make her fall on her face. Her face will noe become a vacuum.

Bill: Hey man your girlfriend's face was pretty burned up
George: (grins)

hoover manover by schultz January 29, 2004

Hoover Maneuver 

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

Hoover Maneuver by Grimacci June 1, 2013