Definitions by Grimacci

Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

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A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

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