Hoopstache

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

by sourz December 19, 2003

HoopState

A term referring to the state of North Carolina's dominance in the sport of basketball from the high school to collegiate level.

Examples of schools: North Carolina, Duke, NC State, Wake Forest, Davidson College

Examples of players: Michael Jordan, James Worthy, David Thompson, Chris Paul, John Wall, Stephen Curry

"I swear, the best basketball comes from the Hoopstate"

by beachgalloway February 19, 2019

Holistache

A Burt Reynolds type mustache, shaved in for the Holidays. Typically worn with a ugly Christmas sweater or some sort of festive attire.

My Holistache is dominant AF this year!

by TheTyResch December 22, 2020

poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.

Daddy, I like your hoodstache.

by schg January 1, 2011

hipstache

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

hoofstache

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006