ihatebuffering's definitions
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the Tweed Ringmug. I Hate My Girlfriend Syndrome. Suffered by thousands of men around the world who are trapped in relationships with annoying, bitchy, and/or clingy girlfriends. Awareness for IHMGS has been attempted to be raised by those who suffer from it, but their girlfriends made them go shopping with them.
Tom: My girlfriend has texted me fifteen times this past hour. I can't stand it.
Rick: Sounds like you got a case of IHMGS, buddy.
Rick: Sounds like you got a case of IHMGS, buddy.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
Get the IHMGSmug. A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
Get the pterodactyl eggmug. The proper description of the phenomena of the room, ceiling, and your surroundings spinning while you are intoxicated.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the spinongomug. An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
Get the mashed potato assmug. The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the frog brainmug. A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.
by ihatebuffering March 20, 2011
Get the The Krakenmug.