A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the shawshank deskmug. The proper description of the phenomena of the room, ceiling, and your surroundings spinning while you are intoxicated.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the spinongomug. The act of texting somebody nonsensical, ambiguous things while drunk. Basically like drunk dial-ing somebody through text.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the vexingmug. A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.
My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
Get the jellyfish handjobmug. Penis trick (which can only be performed by a circumcised male) in which an individual pushes the head of his penis into the ring of foreskin underneath the head (the Tweed Ring) until it can no longer be seen. The individual then lets go of his penis, causing the head to slowly reappear and return to its original position.
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
Get the peeping richardmug. A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
Get the poopstachemug. The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.
I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the The Mongoosemug.