ihatebuffering's definitions

IHMGS

I Hate My Girlfriend Syndrome. Suffered by thousands of men around the world who are trapped in relationships with annoying, bitchy, and/or clingy girlfriends. Awareness for IHMGS has been attempted to be raised by those who suffer from it, but their girlfriends made them go shopping with them.

Tom: My girlfriend has texted me fifteen times this past hour. I can't stand it.
Rick: Sounds like you got a case of IHMGS, buddy.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

chaw jaw

The noticible protrusion of one's lower jaw/lip when one has a large dip of chewing tobacco in.

Tom: I think Ray put in a dip of chew before class.
Rick: He'd better hope the teacher doesn't notice his chaw jaw.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.

Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

salamander noise

A soft, quiet noise uttered by a person (usually by a girl) to display tiredness, sadness, disappointment, or anxiety. The best way to describe it is "mehh." It can also by used in question form to show subtle or mild interest. (mehh?)

Shelby: "It's getting late, i think we have to go home now."
Marissa: "Mehh." (salamander noise)

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

concert girlfriend

A girlfriend that acts really lame at events that her boyfriend brings her to. (Concerts, of course, are the most common event for this to occur at).

(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

badger

A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.

My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011