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A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
Get the shawshank desk mug.A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
Get the rochambeaux for slaps mug.The act of a man pulling his balls out of the opening in the front of his boxers. This trick is closely related to The Turkey and the frog brain.
While usually done in front of friends as a joke, Larry sometimes performs The Oyster by himself for amusement.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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(At a Parkway Drive concert):
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
Lisa: Can we leave early? All this loud music is giving me a migraine and people keep bumping into me.
Tom: Ah, quit being such a concert girlfriend.
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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A younger person who is a waste of space, has no marketable skills, is not overly attractive or hygenic, is extremely loud and obnoxious, and typically has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. They usually travel in packs that ride around in a shitty, beat-up car together. Their hobbies include showing up and ruining your friends' parties. Attempts to try and curb dirty participation at regular-kid parties have been made by attaching "no dirties" requests at the end of party invitation texts/facebook messages, but it is an uphill battle. The best hope to fight dirty-ism is by hoping that they have to move once their welfare runs out/they can no longer make thier house payments/their dads get busted for drug possession.
A younger person who is a waste of space, has no marketable skills, is not overly attractive or hygenic, is extremely loud and obnoxious, and typically has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. They usually travel in packs that ride around in a shitty, beat-up car together. Their hobbies include showing up and ruining your friends' parties. Attempts to try and curb dirty participation at regular-kid parties have been made by attaching "no dirties" requests at the end of party invitation texts/facebook messages, but it is an uphill battle. The best hope to fight dirty-ism is by hoping that they have to move once their welfare runs out/they can no longer make thier house payments/their dads get busted for drug possession.
Don't tell ronny about the party. He'll tell a dirty, and then a whole pack of dirties will show up and lower my house's propery value.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
Get the dirty mug.A soft, quiet noise uttered by a person (usually by a girl) to display tiredness, sadness, disappointment, or anxiety. The best way to describe it is "mehh." It can also by used in question form to show subtle or mild interest. (mehh?)
by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011
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