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Orangegasm

An orange so delicious that upon first bite, one becomes so sexually aroused that they jizz in their undergarments.
Stephan: "Fuck, this orange I bought from SuperStore looks incredible."
Pat: "Maybe you should eat that in the can. I don't want you to orangegasm near my medicine ball."
by schg March 30, 2011
mugGet the Orangegasmmug.

Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.
Daddy, I like your hoodstache.
by schg January 1, 2011
mugGet the Hoodstachemug.

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