herpstache 

A herpes outbreak on the upper lip. Non gender specific.

Good luck getting laid sporting that herpstache bro.

herpstache by jeffrogers October 31, 2009

hipstache 

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

hipstache by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

Hoopstache 

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

Hoopstache by sourz December 19, 2003

Herstache 

A mustache grown or naturally present on a woman. The term blends her and mustache to emphasize femininity while acknowledging the traditionally masculine facial feature.

Meagan is rocking her herstache with pride and confidence.

Herstache by BozOU44 June 5, 2025

Herstocher

The most amazing person on the internet

Wow! Yesterday i met Herstocher in a game of Overwatch. He said hi back to me

Herstocher by Herstocher March 22, 2019