hoofstache

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006

Holistache

A Burt Reynolds type mustache, shaved in for the Holidays. Typically worn with a ugly Christmas sweater or some sort of festive attire.

My Holistache is dominant AF this year!

by TheTyResch December 22, 2020

poofstache

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.

Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.

Daddy, I like your hoodstache.

by schg January 1, 2011

Hoopstache

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

by sourz December 19, 2003

Halfstache

1) Half of a moustache and/or beard. Preferably the left half is kept and the right half is shaved.

Dude, the halfstache is the most innovative thing of our time. It looks sweet!

by Ian B. Line March 27, 2007