Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.

I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008