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Hooker flu 

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.
I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.
Hooker flu by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008
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Hooker Flu 

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.
I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.
Hooker Flu by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

hookerflap 

a "hooker" or "prostitiute" with a wide open/over used vagina. Resulting in a flap.
man you can tell the chick's a hookerflap!
hookerflap by jonsaysrawr February 1, 2010

Hookerflage 

hook - er - flage (noun, adjective, verb, - flaged, flag – ing

noun:

1. the act, means, or result of obscuring things to deceive an client, as by painting or screening objects (such as breasts, ass, and vagina) so that they are lost to view in the background, or by making up objects that have from a distance the appearance of wholesomeness, innocence, or genuine interest in the male inquestion.
2. concealment by some means that alters or obscures the appearance: Normal or distinguished clothes hookerflages the illusive, LV, casino hooker.
3. a device or stratagem used for concealment: Her tight sweater and jeans hookerflages the fact that she will have sex for money.
4. clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

adjective

5. (of fabric or clothing) clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

verb (used with object)

6. to disguise, hide, or deceive by means of hookerflage: to hookerflage whores by covering then w/normal day-to-day clothing.

verb (used without object)

7. to use hookerflage.
The pretty girl at the bar is actually a prostitute, she must be wearing HOOKERFLAGE.
Hookerflage by Swatmedic04 March 27, 2009

hookerslut 

A girl who has sex with different men in order to get something she wants (not sexual gratification)
Girl 1: I heard Liz slept with Josh last night for a 6 pack of blue ribbon...

Girl 2: haha blue ribbon?? Liz is such a hookerslut. she'll sleep with any guy for anything.
hookerslut by alibobally March 17, 2009

hookerslut 

someone who will sleep around for a six pack of beer, or cigs, etc.. etc..
She's such a hookerslut , she slept with him for a six pack of lonestar!
hookerslut by juliairis September 12, 2005

hookerfull 

Someone who is only having paid sex, generally with hookers (prostitutes).
Jordi: Damn, Switcher is hoeless.
Trestilo: Well, he is hookerfull, I don’t know if that makes it any better.
hookerfull by SwitcherEth September 23, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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