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hookaholic 

Like being an alcoholic, but with hookah instead. What most Dominican women are.
Maria: "I gotta have my hookah at least once a day and post stories of myself smoking it on instagram!"
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."
hookaholic by neineinein329 June 8, 2019

hooksnorkel 

An adjective that is used to describe an object that starts out straight but then proceeds with a lazy curve that resembles the end of a snorkel.
Most weenus' are straight but some have a hooksnorkel to them.
hooksnorkel by Pancake Money March 23, 2012
Hookaboo is a syndrom that causes retardation in teenagers. While the main causes are unclear, it is prevalent mainly in stupid people. The symptoms are anal leakage, incomplete thoughts, incompetence in every day life, and asking absurdly dumb questions constantly. People with hookaboo syndrom do not perish but instead remain dumb and annoying throughout their life.
Oh, lord the hookaboo has taken all my children!
Hookaboo by King Gato Hamburguesa November 27, 2007

Hooknosed Pirate 

A person of Jewish faith: Typically a Jew that is over ambitious and "Pirates" another person's idea or invention. They have also been know to exploit small children into helping them. Akin to: Vikings, Sea Pirates and Groundhogs.
That Hooknosed Pirate SOB, I invented the internet! Not him!!

hookaholic 

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.
Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!
hookaholic by B33RPONG July 11, 2009

hooknose 

Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!
hooknose by max August 9, 2004