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hookaholic 

Like being an alcoholic, but with hookah instead. What most Dominican women are.
Maria: "I gotta have my hookah at least once a day and post stories of myself smoking it on instagram!"
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."
hookaholic by neineinein329 June 8, 2019

hooksnorkel 

An adjective that is used to describe an object that starts out straight but then proceeds with a lazy curve that resembles the end of a snorkel.
Most weenus' are straight but some have a hooksnorkel to them.
hooksnorkel by Pancake Money March 23, 2012
Hookaboo is a syndrom that causes retardation in teenagers. While the main causes are unclear, it is prevalent mainly in stupid people. The symptoms are anal leakage, incomplete thoughts, incompetence in every day life, and asking absurdly dumb questions constantly. People with hookaboo syndrom do not perish but instead remain dumb and annoying throughout their life.
Oh, lord the hookaboo has taken all my children!
Hookaboo by King Gato Hamburguesa November 27, 2007

Hooknosed Pirate 

A person of Jewish faith: Typically a Jew that is over ambitious and "Pirates" another person's idea or invention. They have also been know to exploit small children into helping them. Akin to: Vikings, Sea Pirates and Groundhogs.
That Hooknosed Pirate SOB, I invented the internet! Not him!!

hookaholic 

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.
Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!
hookaholic by B33RPONG July 11, 2009

hooknose 

Jewish nose, similar to a hook.
Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!
hooknose by max August 9, 2004
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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