Hookalou 

It means to have sex with a women then mollywop her until she bites you and you throw-up blood.

I can no longer produce babies due to my last hookalou, my stomach has an ulcer now too.

Hookalou by mrpimp981 June 27, 2006

Hookalogist 

Someone who studies the different flavors of hookah and mixes flavors to get new tastes.

The man mixing all the flavors at the hookah bar was a hookalogist

Hookalogist by Brenton C January 22, 2009