Hookalou Share definition Flag It means to have sex with a women then mollywop her until she bites you and you throw-up blood. I can no longer produce babies due to my last hookalou, my stomach has an ulcer now too. Hookalou by mrpimp981 June 27, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Hookalou mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch