max's definitions

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 1, 2004

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

by Max February 22, 2005

fisher

A blood trait formed from an infection found in the urinary tracts of homosexual men who like rimming.This nasty disease can turn the carrier into a serial cum master,and can cause severe behavioural changes such as beastiality, necrophilia and masturbating in shoes.

I had "Fisher" now i'm married to a homosexual binman

by max November 17, 2006

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004