max's definitions

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max July 24, 2008

anal

Mmm, it's sooo good. You really should try it.

Guy 1: Man I just did anal with my girlfreind
Guy 2: Sweet.

by Max June 17, 2006

jawmuncher

A person who acts stupid but is really smart but only when it is needed.

Lets say Bob goes to school and steals some cafeteria food, pretty stupid. But when he takes his Algebra final he makes a 100. This would be a jawmuncher.

This word is commonly used in middle and high school when talking about a friend that does stupid things outside of school but is smart inside of school.

by Max June 18, 2006

Toliaphonaphobia

Fear of dropping your phone in the loilet.

DUDE!!! i can go pee while talking on the phone because of my toliaphonaphobia.

by Max August 29, 2006

earlier

a greeting, the opposite of later (duh).

"Earlier"

"alright man"

by max May 16, 2005

kidult

A person in transition between childhood and adulthood.

"Do you have any ID, you look a little to young to be an adult"

by max May 17, 2005

X & Y

The name of Coldplay's forthcoming album, which will undoubtedly be massive.

'X & Y' - a combination of oldplay and boldplay

by max May 17, 2005