max's definitions

Seraph

A melancholy Angelic Being known for massive slaughter and amusement. Wields a legendary Zweihander named 'The Hand of Lord Aaron'. Excellent lover.

Seraph is t3|-| |_33Yz()12!!1111!

by Max August 12, 2003

lunkass

n.

1. Someone who is incapable of mobilizing themselves.

adj.

1. Extremely absurd or tedious.
2. Not pertaining to anything of true importance.

n.
"He could come out tonight but he's being a lunkass and playing X-Box"

adj.
"That test was fucking lunkass"
"I would come over but I have to do lunkass chores"

by Max June 16, 2004

Dem G's

shoes

"Yo dawg, lemme rock dem G's

by Max August 3, 2003

loose

When you are not quite sober and not quite drunk. Your game is at its best at this point.

I had two beers last night and was really loose.

by Max January 9, 2005

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

Fetty, D.W.

Person who is mentally or chemically imbalanced; (2) A local idiot or nutcase; (3) Anyone who is held in extreme hatred; (4) Person who belives in total ditatorship but is incapable of running his or her own life; (5) Someone who is in need of psychological evaluation and/or therapy.

The fire chief is a real Fetty.

by Max December 1, 2004

shakeif

tucking your cock and balls between your legs

At the party I gots real high and pulled a shakeif .I ran all around the living room screaming "SHAAAAKEIF!!! SAAAAAKEIF!!!!" It was killer

by Max April 10, 2003