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hooknose 

Jewish nose, similar to a hook.
Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!
hooknose by max August 9, 2004
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hooknose 

adj., abnormally large and hook-like nose
n., girl with abnormally large and hook-like nose
Hey butthole, when are Roman and hooknose gettin' here?
hooknose by C. Humphries December 5, 2002

hooknose bastard 

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.
"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"
hooknose bastard by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006

Left hook nose 

One with a nose crooked to the left in a way, that appears to be the result of a violent blow or left hook.
The old boxer appeared to have a left hook nose.
Left hook nose by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

ol hook nose 

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.
That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us
ol hook nose by whetlock June 28, 2012

Hooknosed Pirate 

A person of Jewish faith: Typically a Jew that is over ambitious and "Pirates" another person's idea or invention. They have also been know to exploit small children into helping them. Akin to: Vikings, Sea Pirates and Groundhogs.
That Hooknosed Pirate SOB, I invented the internet! Not him!!

hook nose 

He didn't even leave a tip, what a hook nose!
She will never pay you back, she's a hook nose jew!
hook nose by ReaganP December 28, 2005
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