Honeyhoon

The 'HoneyHOON' stage is the period of time after purchasing a new car when you cannot help but 'hoon' it ( driving it fast, hard and eratically). This is the stage where you accelerate hard at every chance and speed, due to the thrill of having a new fast car. Normally results in high fuel and repair bills

"Dave how are you only getting 8MPG!?!" " I'm in the honeyHOON stage mate, full throttling it"

Honeyhoon by IrishPanda May 17, 2019

honemoon 

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014

Honemoon 

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

Honemoon by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

honeymoon snow 

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over 

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

honeymoon's over by flamber August 28, 2009

honeymooned it

1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day

2. to mess around in bed all day

Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!

honeymooned it by kazaam412 September 14, 2011