Honeymooning

The act of confining one's new spouse and milking them for their juices, usually later sold.

John: I heard Tim is honeymooning his new wife.
Jim: I'd buy some of that honey.

by 4Chanonymous September 23, 2012

Honeymooning

Putting honey in one’s ass and eating it in a sexual manor. Mainly occurs after a wedding.

“Bro, my wife and I plan on honeymooning all day the day after the wedding. I can taste the honey ass from here.”

by BrysonHas0Bitches June 21, 2022

honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.

"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

by triggerhappykimmy January 1, 2009

honeymanning

To go a period of time without showering.

The term originates from the honey-like stickiness you feel in your hair or on your body when you haven't showered recently.

I've been honeymanning for the past couple of days.

by Dr. VAD April 21, 2008

honeymoonin

When something is beating or in white people terms totally orgasmic!

Bre that movie was honeymoonin..

by dangerously Goodlookin June 6, 2009

honeymoonitis

Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.

The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.

"Christ, I'm sore down there. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."

by triggerhappyannie January 2, 2009

honeymanning

To go a period of time without showering.

The term originates from the honey-like stickiness you feel in your hair or on your body when you haven't showered recently.

I've been honeymanning for the past couple of days.

by Dr. VAD April 22, 2008