honeymooner 

Someone who only wants to stay in or be part of a relationship, whether official or unofficial, for the duration of the honeymoon stage. Once issues come up, they could care less if the relationship ends and they get left.

It's self-explanatory.

Mutual Friend 1: "So, whatever happened to Jack and Jill? Are they still talking or are they finally going out? I noticed Jill was ranting on FB and Twitter the other night."

Mutual Friend 2: "Oh, they don't even talk anymore. Guess Jack is a honeymooner. Doesn't know how to deal with problems, big or small, when they arise."

honeymooner by sapereaude September 9, 2011

Honeymooner 

1. Sex between a male and female where the male has sex with and ejaculates in the females belly button

2. Often performed when partners run out of other sexual acts to practice. Hence, the name "honeymooner" because by the time you reach your honeymoon, you'll have to break out the honeymooner.

Things were getting a little stale after 5 days of sex on our vacation, so I broke out the honeymooner.

Honeymooner by titanic51 November 6, 2012

honeymoon snow 

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over 

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

honeymoon's over by flamber August 28, 2009

honeymooned it

1. to have sex on and off for an extended period of time, especially during the day

2. to mess around in bed all day

Mary and I honeymooned it for 6 hours yesterday!

honeymooned it by kazaam412 September 14, 2011

Thai Honeymoon

A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.

I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.

Thai Honeymoon by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010

Facebook Honeymoon 

A period of unusual harmony when someone adds a new friend to their Friends list and immediately goes on a spree of liking and commenting on all posts and photos of the other. It usually survives for few months when things are at their sweetest and wanes out gradually.

SB: Nev, did you notice Dev and Kev liking and commenting everything on each others Facebook page?
Nev: Oh yeah! It's called Facebook Honeymoon. Won't last forever!!

Facebook Honeymoon by SAAB June 28, 2012