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homestein
homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
homestall
verb. The act of stalling arriving home because it is a place to be avoided for a number of reasons, or because there are more fun things to do outside compared to being at home.
noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.
variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...
noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.
variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...
1. I think I will just homestall for about an hour. There's heavy traffic on the way home and my siblings will be watching that Teen Mom show on MTV which I do not want to be around for.
2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.
2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.
homestall by Flightning August 25, 2011
Homescapes
A game that is supposedly a Candy Crush ripoff. The game along with Township, Gardenscapes, and Fishdom has been infamously known for having many fake mobile game ads made by Playrix which including myself is pissed off.
(sees an ad)
John: OMG, is that another fake Homescapes ad?
Riley: Yes, I'm happy that the pigeon laughed at Austin!
John: OMG, is that another fake Homescapes ad?
Riley: Yes, I'm happy that the pigeon laughed at Austin!
Homescapes by Aedyn February 23, 2020
Homestuck
Homestuck is a webcomic written and illustrated by Andrew Hussie. It has created a large fandom called the "Homestucks." These homestuck will talk about homestuck forever. They like to discuss ships and various updates. This webcomic was started on April 13th, 2009 and ended April 13th, 2016. This webcomic can be found at MSPaintAdventures.com.
Homesbro
1. Something to call a buddy.
2. Something to shout at pompous adolescent strangers who are pretentiously walking on the sidewalk.
2. Something to shout at pompous adolescent strangers who are pretentiously walking on the sidewalk.
1. Hey homesbro! I'm starved, lets go get some trashy american buffet food.
2. (At the kid on the sidewalk) Hey! Get your hands off your chode and tie your shoes, homesbro!
2. (At the kid on the sidewalk) Hey! Get your hands off your chode and tie your shoes, homesbro!
Homesbro by The Flying Highwaymen September 2, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026