HomeGuard

A nazi website filter that prevents kids from viewing certain types of educational websites.

HomeGuard Activity Monitor: this website contains inappropriate content and was blocked, a screenshot was recorded and will be shown to your parents.

by FourFingers September 23, 2011

Hoegaarden

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.

Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007

homebeardy

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.

by tichaelmucker October 20, 2012

Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

Homeward Bone

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

Homegurl Love

Homegurl love is the love between two people that is stronger than any other love in the world. It exists between friends and sometimes, on rare occasion between homegurl and homeboy.

Homegurl Jamie loves homegurl Torey more.
The homegurl love between them is wicked cool.

by Homegurl J-dawg December 30, 2008