when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

Homeward bound shitter by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

homeade cocaine by stackattack January 8, 2011

Homeward Bone

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

Homeward Bone by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

HomeAid

The act of using whatevers around to create a BandAid when there isn't one available . Materials usually include tape or paper towels since its homemade hence the homonym title HomeAid .

When Jimmy cut himself , I rummaged up a HomeAid since I was out of BandAids .

HomeAid by SorryNoImNot July 1, 2014

homard

Its whats for supper tous les jours for dats shipper guy. He eats it espesh when the guy from Arden is around doing his house work for gratuit. But dats arden guy gets no homard, he eats the kids leftover hot dog, and then buses home. Its rumoured the shipper once ate 16 homards at the Casino one days, and even got a piece of tail from the backside with just a muah

Hey Joe, whats for supppeerrrr??

Homard, avec le vin rouge, and for dats arden guy, Kraft Dinner

homard by Gary Turner March 1, 2005

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).

Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026