homeard
homeard by Fritjof#1fan April 15, 2023
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Homeward bound shitter
when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it
friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"
Homeward bound shitter by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011
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Homeward Bone
To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.
Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!
Homeward Bone by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013
HomeAid
The act of using whatevers around to create a BandAid when there isn't one available . Materials usually include tape or paper towels since its homemade hence the homonym title HomeAid .
HomeAid by SorryNoImNot July 1, 2014
homard
Its whats for supper tous les jours for dats shipper guy. He eats it espesh when the guy from Arden is around doing his house work for gratuit. But dats arden guy gets no homard, he eats the kids leftover hot dog, and then buses home. Its rumoured the shipper once ate 16 homards at the Casino one days, and even got a piece of tail from the backside with just a muah
homard by Gary Turner March 1, 2005
Homeward Christmas Fuzzies
the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).
Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"
Homeward Christmas Fuzzies by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018
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