homeard

a way the water moves; it's today or tomorrow: find your ass.

I didnt know homeard was so selfish you fatass.

by Fritjof#1fan April 15, 2023

Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

homeade cocaine

to dry up cum and snort that shit.

i just made some homeade cocaine you wanna try?" .... "NO

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Homeward Bone

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

HomeAid

The act of using whatevers around to create a BandAid when there isn't one available . Materials usually include tape or paper towels since its homemade hence the homonym title HomeAid .

When Jimmy cut himself , I rummaged up a HomeAid since I was out of BandAids .

by SorryNoImNot July 1, 2014

homard

Its whats for supper tous les jours for dats shipper guy. He eats it espesh when the guy from Arden is around doing his house work for gratuit. But dats arden guy gets no homard, he eats the kids leftover hot dog, and then buses home. Its rumoured the shipper once ate 16 homards at the Casino one days, and even got a piece of tail from the backside with just a muah

Hey Joe, whats for supppeerrrr??

Homard, avec le vin rouge, and for dats arden guy, Kraft Dinner

by Gary Turner March 1, 2005

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).

Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"

by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018