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Hojko means an assassin or a ronin. It can be used in place of yojimbo or the japanese word for hitman for hire or a body guard.
My occupation is hojko.

I hired a hojko to kill my neighbor.
Hojko by Elzo December 6, 2006
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1. a nickname for the famous roadside hotel chain Howard Johnsons.

2. a nickname for the British singer and keyboardist Howard Jones.
1. I was eating dinner at a HoJo in Memphis. The tray liner paper said, "If it tastes as good as your mom's, it must be Howard Johnsons."

2. HoJo had some big hits in the 80s such as "Things Can Only Get Better", "Life in One Day", "New Song", "You Know I Love You, Don't You?", and "Everlasting Love".
HoJo by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
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Hojko hojkookj hocko hockon hoko Hokora Hokori honko hockoholic HoeKode
the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie
Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"
hojoe by coronalight February 2, 2009

HoJo night

HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.
Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?
HoJo night by sallysal January 13, 2009

Hojo Othello 

1. A time-traveling super hero who closely resembles Dev Patel.
2. A popular television show
3. instant party
Dude did you see Hojo Othello yesterday? that was CRAZY. omg I can't wait for the next installment.
Hojo Othello by supafoo November 28, 2009
Good in any context.

Correct in nature.

Being cool in all directions.
Be good in the hood!

Vibe!
Belief breeds, the vision.
You are being hooko mooko .
State of mind, being hooko.
Believe it!
Hooko by K1NGR€¥ November 17, 2022

Sloppy HoJo  

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)
Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!
Sloppy HoJo by dbrock591 January 9, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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