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That jit low key hockon fo dat
hockon by Obama.be.like.dat June 5, 2022
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That jit lowkey hockon fo dat
hockon by Obama.be.like.dat June 5, 2022
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hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
hickonfidence by urbane and modest December 13, 2010

ben hocking 

a fat nobody,
no one likes him as he is a friend stealer! if you meet one you have to ditch him as he can mess with your mind. hes known to cheat on girls but never ends up with on cos of his facial feateres!
hey i know a ben hocking
me: RUN
ben hocking by 69cat69 October 29, 2020

Hockinson 

a small town in the middle of nowhere.
if you want food you dont have many choices considering theres 2 stores in hockinson...

oh well at least our mascot isnt the papermakers or the spudders.
there is nothing do do in hockinson.
Hockinson by Becca Bell June 27, 2008

hocking loogies 

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.
Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.
hocking loogies by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013

Hockenlick 

A sex act in which a man jizzes in his partner's mouth, who then spits it back on to his dick, like a lougie, then licks it all back up.
She gave him the ole hockenlick!
Hockenlick by svcnax January 30, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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