Hogfed

When your Uncledaddy is so big he looks like a fed hog.

The manager at Golden Corral told Larry to take his Hogfed ass back home.

by streacharmstrong July 16, 2019

Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

Hogged Up

Derbyshire slang term for when you have not had sex for a while and are getting desperate. Term can be used equally for men and women.
a build up of 'sperm pressure' in men can be caused by being Hogged Up

I'm so Hogged Up I'd fuck a horse...with John Wayne on it...again. sex

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

by westsaffa September 8, 2008

hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

Hoofed

Hoofed is another word for kicked

Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?

Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.

by anonymous August 31, 2020

hogged up

Central Pennsylvania term for very drunk, shit-faced, or three sheets to the wind.

Amber: "So I hear you're going on a date with some new guy tonight...Jack was his name, right?"
Gretchen: "Damn right...I've got a big date with good ol' Jack Daniels! I'm fin' to get all hogged up and screw whatever guy hits on me first at Bubba's Tavern. WOOO-WEE!" *BUUUUUURP!!!*

by Nick D May 28, 2006