I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
by cablegirl March 23, 2007
Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 10, 2010
Hall of Famer. Being on an internal work emailing list since the 2nd Feb 2004, and never having been asked to stop receiving emails up to 400 times a day.
by Shorny June 02, 2004
To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
by westsaffa July 26, 2006
by Bob12314235145614676436234622 November 22, 2006
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 04, 2009
HOF stands for House of Fun, A Call of Duty 2,Call of Duty 4, Team Fortress 2, and Counter Strike: Source clan that promotes respectful gaming. It has many members aging from young to old, and it was founded by Snake and Snot back in COD days.
Gamer: Want to go play on a terrible gaming server?
Friend: No, lets play on the HOF server, they are awesome.
Gamer: Ok, sounds cool, Snake and Snot are my heroes.
Friend: No, lets play on the HOF server, they are awesome.
Gamer: Ok, sounds cool, Snake and Snot are my heroes.
by HOFAngelfire April 16, 2008