william's definitions

Littlebigman

Littlebigman is a combination of symbolic words, little representing his phallic size, big denoting the size of his ego and man being a mockery of the lack thereof.
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.

<Eric> Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
--> Littlebigman has joined #hbo
<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<Littlebigman> yah
<amaroq> thank god

by William October 29, 2004

Tusty

internet porn

' My wife caught me looking at a tusty site'

by William October 12, 2003

marianna

Marianna is a totally hot babe! she really lights my fire. see sexy, booty, legs,

wow you are almost as hot as marianna.

by William February 3, 2005

dickfeatures

New Zealand: Common insult. Fairly self-explanatory

Look at dickfeatures over there. He thinks he's cool.

by william March 24, 2005

mudda fukka

A bitch mudda who is a fukka!

Hey mudda fukka wanna fuk me mudda fukka.

by William June 4, 2004

ravaged

To get beat down, or to beat someone or something down. Humiliation or Complete domination. See also Owned or Beasted.

He just got royally beasted... looks like it had to hurt.

by William March 24, 2005

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003