william's definitions

chocolate cave raider

A homosexual who is on the giving end of anal sex.

your mate's a chocolate cave raider

by william December 29, 2003

LBM

LBM is an acronym standing for Littlebigman. Littlebigman is a combination of symbolic words, little representing his phallic size, big denoting the size of his ego and man being a mockery of the lack thereof.
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.

<Eric> "Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
--> Littlebigman has joined #hbo
<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<Littlebigman> yah
<amaroq> thank god

by William October 29, 2004

what the fuck!?

An expression most commonly used when you get confused.

What the fuck is happening are you guys doing in my bed?

by William June 5, 2004

ra m pt

the sun the sky
is in
has been
being 'accusative'

having been
ra m pt

insert Gardiner code here

by William January 19, 2004

dis dick

chocolate pankaces to eat for breakfast

want to eat dis dick for breakfast

by william March 25, 2004

Blac Haze

blac haze is the don makaveli/2pac under a new alias there is no body in the world how could sound like 2pac/makaveli except 2pac himself

2pac/makaveli/blac haze they are the same person

by william December 20, 2003

hoeish

to act like a whore.

i got mad at my beoch because sh was acting hoeish at da club.

by william August 23, 2003