william's definitions

jeanie

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.

A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"

by William September 3, 2008

lil' mamma

In the negro world, slang for girl. Also known as a girlfreind.

Hey, is your lil' mamma an eata? AN EATA BRO!?

by william April 15, 2005

vida guerra

A girl with a messed up lookin horse face and a huge butt (buterface)
people think she's hot cuz they never seen a light skinned woman with a black girls butt before (it's something new and exotic at the moment). I'd do her, but I'd take JLO or Pam Anderson over her anyday... Word is she has dated Usher in the past.

Josh:dude, it's Vida!

James:ya but she only goes for brothas & latinos, so youre outta luck

by william April 5, 2005

Double D`s

bigg ass titties
normaly fake

fat chicks have big titties
(no fat chicks)

by william March 28, 2005

dickfeatures

New Zealand: Common insult. Fairly self-explanatory

Look at dickfeatures over there. He thinks he's cool.

by william March 24, 2005

ravaged

To get beat down, or to beat someone or something down. Humiliation or Complete domination. See also Owned or Beasted.

He just got royally beasted... looks like it had to hurt.

by William March 24, 2005

Sepuku

Sepuku is the act of commiting Honorable Suicide. A defeated samurai warrior would kill himself before allowing his opponent the honor of finishing him off. Also See: HaraKiri.

Defeated Samurai jabs his Tanto (The smaller of the two swords carried) into his stomach/chest.

by William March 10, 2005