Hoffin
Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit
Hoffin by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020
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hoffin
The silliest 20lbs cat you'll ever meet. She only eats, sleeps, and sniffs mass amounts of liquid cat nip. If a hoffin doesn't receive one of the three previous stated.. she will meep retardedly non stop, not meow cause hoffins don't meow they only meet, untill she gets what she wants. Hoffin is a one in million type cat.
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hoffin that cig
the act of smoking a cigarette for a longer duration than needed.
Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.
Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.
(outside smoking)
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!
hoffin that cig by Miiirdock April 14, 2009
Heema Hoffin
Heema Hoffin by Stevie Clancmcgee May 10, 2007
HuffingDonnie
A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.
Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.
HuffingDonnie by Charles Joseph Hurst the 2nd July 20, 2012
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