When the upper portion of a woman's boob resembles the top of a muffin, usually caused by an ill fitting bra, or the act of being slutty. A hooter-muffin, i.e a huffin.
by ripper0805 September 25, 2008

A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.
by Professor Robert Dicklycker April 18, 2004

by jayde December 20, 2004

The act of working in a front office answering phones, doing paper work, and being told to stay in your PFC box.
The youthful marine spent the whole morning huffinating as the paper work and phone calls would not cease.
by Evan Barragan July 22, 2004

someone who has snakebites,
anime hair, wears band tees,
likes bananas,strawberries,
cherries, grapes, and apples,
but especially bananas,
and says stuff like
cunt catcher and
penis lollipops
anime hair, wears band tees,
likes bananas,strawberries,
cherries, grapes, and apples,
but especially bananas,
and says stuff like
cunt catcher and
penis lollipops
by Gaby. February 10, 2008

by Jimbo Mofo Jones March 17, 2009

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.
by Dynamic-Duo March 01, 2008
